My son was home for Christmas and diverting my attention away from him for this horse manure wasn’t an option. Better late than never, I guess.
La Montagne reported yesterday that Keanu spent Christmas in Corrèze. The article was written by a muck rack hack (cap #1). Screen caps of the entire article via Chrome translator are below.
Look at the caption on the second screen cap. He is there in Corrèze with the zit. They are in a small town of 278 people and no one, not one person recognized him or put out the word that he was there (cap #3). And we’re supposed to believe that, really? And the tale gets better – no one recognized him but they were able to identify him from the gray haired GF – the same GF that calls the paps every chance she gets to make sure she is seen with him so people will know who she is. So the famous A-lister was in an open market and not one person recognized him or asked for a selfie or autograph – nada. You buying that – really? Can I interest you in some swamp land?
The journalist goes on about trying to get info on Keanu from the market cheeseman but he’s not playing (cap #4). So she does the next best thing, she goes to the zit’s IG latest post and sees a photo of a bike shop and contacts the bike shop in town to ask about Keanu. And about that photo of the bike shop – it was not taken in France – it is from Berlin. Regardless, doesn’t this journalist’s investigative skills just wow you?
In cap #6, we learn she used a Keanu fan account to get information on the whereabouts of Marcia Grant. Care to wager which flying monkey account it was? And it’s not clear why she needed the help of a fan account to find Marcia Grant since Grant gave a conference in Feb 2019 that just happened to be covered in the same media outlet (cap #7). Did you get that? The zit’s mother has a previous connection to La Montagne. Is this convoluted enough for you yet? Reminds you of word salad, doesn’t it?
In cap #8 the journalist claims a sighting of a bearded man in a cap smoking a ciggie outside the house but no positive ID. Apparently the mayor of the town is clueless about whether the A-lister is in town. She claims Keanu was confirmed to have arrived on a private flight. Really, how does she know? Does the private jet company give out flight passenger info willy nilly to any Tom, Dick and Harry? This woman relied on instagram posts and a fan account info for her article and we’re supposed to believe she had enough brain cells to file a legal inquiry to get the flight information? There were supposedly selfies taken at the airport with the private jet employees. Well damned if I saw any and I’ve been hunting as I am sure others have been. Hmm, those selfie would have been taken on Saturday, Dec 23, if she is to be believed, and they still haven’t surfaced 5 days later. At this point you have to wonder if they even exist or are a part of the horse manure that was fed to her. So I wait with baited breath for these photos to surface. Of course, if they do surface at this late date, there would be plenty of time for shenanigans to occur.
We find out in cap #9 the journalist called her mother who readily confirmed they were there and left on Dec 26. Did you get that? No one has seen them in a town of 278 and there is dear old mom flapping her gums giving them up. What kind of mother does that? Hmm, maybe one who is in on the grift. Plus we are supposed to believe the A-lister, who is readily recognized every where he goes, is not recognized and the supposed GF who is a first class attention/camera whore has no photos of her with her man to spread around and rub in our faces. Yeah, about that swamp land…
If swallowing this kind of swill is your jam, well alrighty. There’s too may inconsistencies to suit me and it sounds too contrived. Dear old mom has a previous connection to the media outlet and it seems too convenient that the zit left a bread crumb post for the journalist to use.
Now lets look at a few side issues.
First, here is the cap of the bike shop in Berlin. You can see it is the same as the one in the zit’s IG post at the link given up above.
A few more things about the zit’s IG post. She doesn’t include info about the photos so your guess is as good as mine as to where or when they were taken. That being said, It was very convenient to post them four days before this France article appeared. There are two photos of snowmen. No idea where they were taken but clearly not in Corrèze. The accuweather temperature report for the month of December 2023 in Corrèze indicates that it was too warm for snow.
Consider the time line this article is trying to establish. Keanu was in Nashville with Dogstar on Thursday, Dec 21, late. Regardless of where he was traveling to, France or LA, he would not have left until Friday, Dec 22.
There are no direct flights to France from Nashville. So if he chose to go this route, then he would have to go via a connector city (see cap #1). If he chose this option, he would be dragging his guitar with him along with all the crap he was hauling around for the concerts – I don’t see him doing that but that’s me. The other option would have him returning to LA and then possibly leaving for France, assuming he really went and we are not being fed the zit’s latest horse manure.
Keanu was spotted at Dulles on Friday, Dec 22, in the afternoon by DCcelebrity. He posted a clip on tiktok and a photo on twitter. The tweet said Keanu was seen in the afternoon making a connection. If you look at the clip on tiktok, you can see his guitar is standing up between his legs.There were two afternoon direct non-stop flights going from Dulles to LAX on Friday, Dec 22.
If he went to France, it really doesn’t matter if he left from Dulles on an afternoon flight or from LAX, the flight length plus the timezone changes makes it unlikely he would be in Corrèze for the morning market as the article claims so another red flag. If he went, then he most likely flew commercial into Paris and picked up a private jet in Paris and continued on to Corrèze adding to the final flight length. We have seen him do this before – just recently during his visit to Switzerland. The math does not work for him to have been at the open market in the morning.
Did he go to France? The presence of his bodyguard in the Boxing Day ride photo suggests he was in LA. I find it hard to believe his body guard is suddenly besties with his biker buddies and would just show up for that ride in Keanu’s absence (see previous post). Couple that with the inconsistencies in the articles appearing and the fact that her mother was involved in them as well and this France business smells like three day old fish and feels like a set-up. I’m waiting for these photos that the article talked about to surface and they better be good, side by side no lurking in the back ground or odd proportions.
It’s my understanding zit has some kind of show with Hélène Cixous coming up in 2024 at the CAPC in Bordeaux which is only an hour or so from her mother. She could be getting a head start on drumming up interest for that. Lord knows few people give a hoot about her work and her sales record supports that. Up until now, being the supposed GF of the A-lister hasn’t done her much good with respect to hawking her goods but whatever. To be frank, I don’t think she has quite recovered from making a horse’s a$$ out of herself dancing around in the balcony at The Troubadour while she shook her butt in Bullock’s face. If you noticed, her flying monkeys seemed to ignore that clip – clearly they recognized it was bad. That clip is here, if you don’t have it – oh and keep spreading it around.
Round 2 will have to wait until tomorrow.